published: Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Let’s talk about America’s favorite subject: How to lose weight – now! Open any magazine to find models and movie stars who weigh 95 pounds almost wearing clothing. On the next page, there’s an advertisement for “Lose 10 pounds in 10 days”. Keep turning the page to find the centerfold with recipes for cupcakes, pies and cakes, complete with tempting color photos.

We Americans are, without competition, the most overweight, diet conscious people on the planet. we are also the most impatient, looking for instant satisfaction and gratification from not only food, but our physical images, job descriptions, and material possessions. Most of us are not even taking the time to enjoy any of the aforementioned because we have gulped it all down too quickly without time to actually taste the flavors.

Through the years there have been almost 200 “successfully-proven” diets guaranteed to produce instant results. High Fat, low Fat, low Carb, High Carb, low Fat, and a truck load of ridiculous and ineffective popular diets. “Overkill” diets, such as the popular Atkins, cuts out healthy foods like fruit and adopts a limited list of foods often high in fat. Although it is quite effective for some people, its extreme restrictions are incredibly difficult for most people to stick with. Most low Fat Diets usually aren’t healthier because they trade fat for more sugar, sodium, or calories. then there are “yo-yo” diets like the South Beach Diet that was created by a cardiologist. Although it is based on the glycemic index (effects of food on blood sugar levels) of nutritionally-balanced foods, it Studies have linked such low carbohydrate diets to low levels of serotonin, causing depression, sadness, and even anger and rage. it also takes you from high restriction to low restriction. You lose pounds; you gain them back, making it not only frustrating but actually dangerous to your heart and overall health. Of course, there’s always the Cabbage Soup Diet that claims to lose 10 pounds within a week, if you can tolerate this high sodium, low protein regime that can cause feelings of weakness and increased flatulence. And, we all know about the quick fix Detox Diets, such as Martha’s Vineyard Diet and Hollywood Diet where you spend your days drinking vegetable juice and other liquids. You lose weight in the short term and gain every pound back once you begin to eat real food again.

The low Carb fad reached the height of absurdity in 1964 with The Drinking Man’s Diet. no more calorie counting because most of the things you liked best didn’t have to be counted at all: steak and whisky, chicken and gin, ham, caviar, pâté de foie gras, rum and roast pheasant, veal cutlets and vodka, frogs legs and lobster claws–they all counted as zero. no wonder the little pamphlet sold millions! Here was a diet Dean Martin could love. The book, written by Robert Cameron, sold for $1.00 and included this poem:

“With every Manhattan, Your stomach will flatten, if pounds you would burn off, then turn on your Smirnoff.” it gave those who needed an excuse to slur their words and crash their cars a logical explanation for an unhealthy lifestyle

Then there are, what this Foodie labels, The Entrepreneur Diets that require you to purchase only their products from the store or mail order. now, that’s good business.

So, you want to be thin or, at least, thinner. but, before you begin one of these crash diets, remember the satirist, Erma Bombeck, who wrote, “When you think of dieting, remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart”. It’s ok to have a few extra pounds, if you are eating healthy. And, unless you have health issues, you should enjoy a hot roll and that piece of cake, although no one needs a French fried potato. Kudos to McDonald’s new Happy Meal that cuts back on the fries and adds carrots and fruit. Keep your eye on the overweight kid trading his carrots for fries with the nutritionist’s skinny daughter!

So, is there any diet that really works for the long term and is also healthy? Weight Watchers and Mayo Clinic Diets continue to be the most successful because they are based on helping people adopt healthy lifestyle habits of food and exercise while eliminating negative ones. Both are based on the food pyramid, giving choices for a balanced intake of the four basic food groups. there is a bogus crash diet labeled Mayo Diet that is based around grapefruit, lots of salad and protein, and little carbohydrates. Weight loss was supposed to be in the region of 50-55 pounds in 10 weeks. Mayo Clinic never endorsed it.

And, if you do not follow any particular diet but want to shed some pounds, just cut back on what you eat – even the healthy choices. stop eating when your hunger is satisfied. And, remember that the best exercise is pushing yourself away from the table.

PENNE TOSSED WITH CHERRY TOMATOES, ASPARAGUS AND GOAT CHEESE

Although this recipe calls for penne — a smooth, diagonally cut tube pasta — you can substitute any type of pasta, including farfalle, mostaccioli, rotelle or ziti.

1 cup uncooked whole-wheat penne pasta

2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil

1/2 cup asparagus, chopped into 1-inch pieces

1/2 cup cherry tomatoes, halved

1/4 cup fresh basil, chopped, plus whole leaves for garnish

1 tablespoon minced garlic

1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

2 ounces soft goat cheese

1. Fill a large pot 3/4 full with water and bring to boil. Add the pasta and cook al dente (tender), 10 to 12 minutes, or according to the package directions. Drain the pasta thoroughly, but do not rinse. Toss with the olive oil and add a bit of salt to taste.

2. While the pasta is cooking, put the asparagus and water in a microwave-safe bowl. Heat the asparagus on high power until tender-crisp, about 3 minutes.

3. In a bowl, combine the cherry tomatoes, basil, garlic and pepper. Add the asparagus, pasta and goat cheese and toss until well mixed.

4. Divide the pasta into 2 servings. Toss the pasta with the tomato mixture, or cover the top.

5. Divide the pasta between the plates. Garnish with fresh basil leaves and serve.

CAESAR SALAD WITH GRILLED CHICKEN

Dietitian’s tip: Romaine lettuce is flavorful and has more vitamin A, vitamin C, folate and calcium than does iceberg lettuce.

2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, each 3 ounces

3 tablespoons fat-free Italian dressing

1 ? tablespoons fat-free mayonnaise

? teaspoon extra-virgin olive oil

? teaspoon red wine vinegar

? teaspoon Worcestershire sauce

1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice

? clove garlic, minced

Freshly ground black pepper, to taste

4 cups romaine lettuce

1/2 ounce (about 3 tablespoons) Parmesan cheese, freshly grated

1/2 cup whole-wheat croutons

1. In a sealable plastic bag, add the chicken and Italian dressing. put in the refrigerator for 30 minutes, turning the chicken over after 15 minutes.

2. Prepare a hot fire in a charcoal grill or heat a gas grill or broiler. away from the heat source, lightly coat the grill rack or broiler pan with cooking spray. Position the cooking rack 4 to 6 inches from the heat source.

3. Grill or broil the chicken breasts until browned and cooked through, about 5 minutes on each side (internal temperature should be 165 F for 15 seconds). Transfer the chicken to a cutting board and let rest 5 minutes before slicing into strips.

To make the Caesar dressing:

1. Combine mayonnaise, olive oil, red wine vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, garlic and water. Whip together until smooth. Season to taste with freshly ground black pepper.

2. In a large bowl, combine the lettuce, croutons with the Caesar dressing. Toss thoroughly until the lettuce is coated with the dressing. Transfer the salad to individual plates. Top each salad with the grilled chicken and Parmesan cheese. Serve immediately.

SALMON BURGERS WITH PEACH SALSA

SALSA: Yields approximately 2 cups

2 large ripe peaches, peeled and diced

1 small jalapeño pepper, cored, seeded and finely chopped (do not touch seeds with your bare hands) (or bottled jalapeño peppers, to taste)

1 tsp fresh lemon juice

2 individual packets Splenda® or 1or 2 teaspoons granulated sugar

2 tablespoons finely minced cilantro leaves

1 pound fresh salmon or 14 ? ounce can of salmon, drained and flaked into small pieces

1or 2 scallions, finely chopped

2 ? teaspoons lemon zest

1 large egg, beaten or separated, white beaten separately until thick

? teaspoon black pepper

3 ? tablespoons dried whole wheat bread crumbs

1. Combine peaches, jalapeño and lemon juice in a medium bowl; add Splenda® (sugar) and mix well. Stir in salt and cilantro and toss gently to mix. Set aside.

To prepare burgers: Preheat the grill.

1. Place salmon in a medium bowl. if canned, mash the bones with the back of a fork.

2. Add the scallion, lemon zest, egg, pepper and bread crumbs. Mix well. Shape salmon mixture into four 1-inch-thick patties.

3. Spray a grill with vegetable spray. Set burgers in a grill basket or on the grill directly and grill at medium-high heat for 3 to 5 minutes. Flip burgers and grill until golden brown on both sides, about 3 minutes more. Serve salmon burgers with peach salsa on the side. Yields 1 burger and about 1/2 cup of salsa per serving.

The burgers can be broiled instead of grilled: Coat a broiler rack with cooking spray, preheat broiler and broil 4 inches from the heat for 2 to 3 minutes per side, or until done to your liking.

GOVERNOR’S CHOCOLATE CAKE

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? cup Hershey’s cocoa

1 ? teaspoon baking soda

2 cups granulated sugar

2 teaspoons baking powder

2 extra large eggs (substitute Egg Beaters, if desired)

1. Combine above ingredients. Spray a 13"x9"x2" pan with Pam.

2. Bake at 350°F. 40 to 45 minutes.

3. Cool completely before icing the top.

? cup Hershey’s cocoa, sifted

2 ? cup 10X confectioners’ sugar

6 tbsp. softened butter substitute (Fleischmann’s or Weight Watchers)

1. Sift the cocoa and sugar together into a bowl.

2. Add the butter and beat until

4. Beat in the milk in a slow steady stream until mixture is smooth.

5. Cover the top of the cake.

In the Aug. 3 “shrimp” recipe 1/4 cup fresh lime juice and 1/2 cup orange juice somehow translated into the numerals, 14 and 12. Most cooks could figure out that the poor shrimp would be swimming in juice if added as printed.